How Much Do You Love Me?

me: Miao?
marlon: (stirring awake from deep sleep) Hunnnhh?
me: i was thinking... would you die for me?
marlon: grumble mumble mumble. you have too many thoughts. zzzz...
me: MIAO
marlon: whuh?! huh?
me: (patiently reiterating) would you die for me?
marlon: no.
me: WHAT?!!! why you... God you are so... well i'm upset and i cant think
of a mean word right now but that's what you are
marlon: I might die FROM you
* pause *
marlon: does that get me any points?