Tequila! Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

Dear mommas boy, I know youve had your butt licked by your mother
I know youve enjoyed all that attention from her
And every woman graced with your presence after
Dear suffering messiah boy, I know youve never really apologized for anything
I know youve never really taken responsibility
I know youve never really listened to a woman
Dear self-righteous boy, I know youre not really into conflict resolution
Or seeing both sides of an equation
Or having an uninterrupted conversation

And any talk of forsaken promises
And any talk of connectedness
And any talk of resolving this
Leaves you running for the door

Dear deluded boy, youve never really had to suffer any consequence
Youve never stayed with anyone longer than ten minutes
Youd never understand anyone showing resistance
Dear stick-in-the-ass boy, I know youre used to getting things so easily
A stranger to the concept of reciprocity
People honor boys like you in this society

And any talk of selflessness
And any talk of working at this
And any talk of being of real service
Leaves you running for the door

You go to the women who will dance the dance
You go back to your friends who will lick your ass
You go back to ignoring all the rest of this
You go back to the center of your universe

Dear determinedly angsty boy, Ive never lasted very long with someone like you
I never did although I have to admit I wanted to
Dear insipid boy, before me, youve never been with anyone who doesnt take your shit
Youve never been with anyone whos dared to call you on it
And oh how you saw how youd be when someone called you on it

And any talk of willingness
And any talk of both feet in
And any talk of commitment
Leaves you running for the door