Succubitch

There are four simple ways for the very observant to tell Buffy and me apart: first, shes an actress, Im not. Im worse. I am a Law student; second, Buffy has super keen senses while Im very oblivious. You know how some people make things happen, while other people watch things happen? Uh-huh, yeah Im the person who asks: "what happened"? Third, she likes her men vampiric, I like mine salted, crispy and stuck to the end of a fork; Finally (and here's the clincher), we look nothing at all alike.